Archive for April, 2005

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Sloppy Seconds

Saturday, April 30th, 2005

Hey dumbasses! Yes I am back to toss you a bone, but trust Me it is hard because I have like spring fever or sumthin because I so do not want to be here talking to you. I was not even going to type to you today till I got this email, here is […]

Broken Penis

Thursday, April 28th, 2005

Ta Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Just when you get all sad and thinking I am not coming back I magically appear. Say thank you Princess we do not deserve anything, and give yourself a nice hard ball smack.
Ok where to start, lets see cum whipper was back to TOTALLY gross Me the hell out. […]

Official School of BDSM

Tuesday, April 26th, 2005

Hi freaks, geeks, nerds and everyone else. I thought I would take a moment to type real fast. I have geek doing some fleshlight fucking, Yayyyy fleshlight Princess working the weak minded males, while I am typing to you, then I will put his ass to work. I have some serious upgrades to work on […]

Teasing and Taunting

Monday, April 25th, 2005

Hi guys, Happy Monday! Back to work for you, and out to lay by the pool for Me YAYYYYYYYYYY sucks to be you, and rocks to be Me.
I had a good weekend, but you know that, although I got a fucking speeding ticket yesterday, and had to bail Lisa out of jail. Most […]

Drive By Jizz

Sunday, April 24th, 2005

Hi all you little pudwackers, pudpounders and cock strokers, oh and hi to all the twat rubbers cuz I know a lot of muffys come here and read too!
Ok this next part of My post is not for the weak, I was REALLY, and I mean REALLY mean and nasty to My […]

Shopping Slave

Friday, April 22nd, 2005

Hi wankies! Ahhhhh it is the weekend again, well for all of you anyway, I am on the eternal weekend, everyday is a party day.
I was not around yesterday for all of you, I actually had a very busy day. I went to see tireman, as per Lisa’s idea. She […]

Cock Pulling Party

Wednesday, April 20th, 2005

Hi guys! How you be? Really? That good? Damn I am so glad to hear it, ok not really but hey I was trying to be nice. I had many things I could of written about today until I got this call from this male who was “different” then most of My calls. Ok not […]

Sissy Cocksucker

Tuesday, April 19th, 2005

Hi freaks and geeks! Were ya missing Me? Yes I know all you little perverts were. Wah wah Princess where are you…………………wah wah Princess I need to hear about what you do because I am sad and have no life.
I had to take yesterday to recover from My weekend because well I […]

Premature Ejaculation

Friday, April 15th, 2005

Hi guys! Ok I have been busy doing things today, mostly being A high maintenance selfish bitch. Pampering keeps Me smiling, and Me smiling is hot and sexy, so manis and pedis and body wraps are a MUST! Chick shit ya know!!!!!
Lisa and I were on our way to our day spa this […]

The Penis Size Chart

Thursday, April 14th, 2005

Have I told you all how much I love big cock? All of you say it with Me now, COCK! Isn’t that such a nice word? Just rolls off your tongue. Too bad most of you should not refer to your male genitalia as cock. Here is a penis chart for you all to follow, […]