Archive for August, 2005

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Strap on Fucking

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

Hi dumbasses! I have to tell you the meanest thing I did to allan last night. I have this urge to just be like super cunt to him, and the more shitty and miserable and blue balled he is, the happier I am.
He was being super sweet, and asked to take Me to […]

A Lesbian Pussyfest at the Sissy Club

Monday, August 29th, 2005

Hi weaklings! I know you were missing Me from all the losergrams I got. I was busy having a pussyfest. Yup you heard me a pussyfest. No real dick, strictly fake. It started with Me being irritated with all the orgasm denied wankies in My life whining about the lack of sperm secretion.
Like I fucking […]

Handjob Cock Tease with Pussy Juice Lube

Wednesday, August 24th, 2005

Hi wankies! I had to come and brag about the fucking awesome sex I had last night, you know, rub it in your face that you are a sad fucking loser and you are fucking your fleshlight, banana peels, your hands, and any other homemade sex toy you might come up with just to resemble […]

First time calling THE Phone Sex Princess

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005

Hi dumbasses! Yea I know I am back, aren’t you fucking lucky? I actually just got done working out with trainer, you know the now flaming faggot. Of course he owes it all to Me!
Ok enough about that faggot, I want to talk about a new one that called Me yesterday. He was […]

Humiliation of the SissyBitch, and Tiny Penis Orgasm Control

Monday, August 22nd, 2005

Hi wankies! Your bratty, bitchy, femme domme phone sex Princess is back. Damn thats a mouthful, say that 5 times fast then smack your loser balls HAHAHA LOVES IT!
Ok I am on a serious humiliation kick, and sissy paulie got the brunt of My need to be a nasty mean girl. He was asking […]

A little Prick Tease, A little Strap On Love, and oh yea JUST CLICK IT!

Thursday, August 18th, 2005

HI dumbasses! I thought I would break away from My life to toss you wankies a bone. Notice the bone tossing is less? DUHHHH I wonder why. It is summer, and I might be back around more soon, I am just having WAY to much fun
Oh yea Lisa told Me to tell you […]

Your New Fetish, Princess Crissy

Monday, August 15th, 2005

Hi dumbasses! I am enjoying My summer, how bout you? Opps My bad no you are not out having fun, you are sitting there shooting Me losergrams asking where am I, and why have I not written.(huge eye roll ) Here is a little hint for all My wanking boys, next time you […]

Fleshlight Princess and a Virgin

Thursday, August 11th, 2005

Hi dum dums! It is a nice summer day, and My pool is calling so this will be short. I wanted to talk about a few calls, the first one was about a loser we all know and laugh at, loser of mass destruction.
I had to totally mess with him since I had […]

Humiliation Phone Sex

Tuesday, August 9th, 2005

Yo dumbasses! Well this will be short and not too sweet. Why? Because you are the loser DUHHHHHHHHHH. Actually wanted to talk about a few calls. This one dumbass that called could not speak very good English. I heard some moans and I need humiliation phone sex, humiliate me my bratty young mistress. I […]

Seth vs. Princess

Monday, August 8th, 2005

Hi dumbasses! Lisa says hi to all the tiny wanna be men also! Awwwww all the little losers are missing the Princess. All these little losergrams (contact forms idiots) where are you blah blah blah. Funny how you all missed me, yet the ones emailing did not listen to any of My phone sex recordings, […]