Archive for the 'Fleshlight' Category

The Green I Love is Your MONEY!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, March 17th, 2007

Hi Dumbasses! Well it is St Patrick’s day, and the weather is awesome, I am fucking fabulous and you are still all fart knockers.
I decided to lay by the pool and rape wallets for St Patrick’s day, since thats the green I love the most. I got My laptop, tunage, suntan oil, and a sissy […]

“U + Ur Hand”

Sunday, March 11th, 2007

Hi fucktards! I thought I would come toss you a tiny boner, since I know most of you are just sad lil pindicks. Matter of fact pin dicks My new favorite song is by pink, and it fits. I know it is u and your losers hands every night. LOLOOLOLOL LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here are the words, […]

Ball Rupturing Princess Is IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, February 25th, 2007

Hi dumbasses!! Holy shit does this thing still work? YAYYYYYYYYYY for all the losers the Princess is IN!!! Did you miss Me? DUHHHHHHHHHH if you all could fucking see My email, the mass quantities of losers wanting Me to humiliate them is insane.
Wow I have not been here in like months. Geek did some […]

The Loser Christmas Card From The Phone Sex Princess

Monday, December 18th, 2006

Hey weaklings! I decided to make you a Loser Christmas Card, the ultimate tease from the Princess.
Say thank you Princess out loud, then send a fellow loser the card too cuz it is so damn funny. Then you can send Me My Christmas prezzies since there are only 7 days left to shop for […]

Merry Xmas Dumbasses Here is a Prezzie for you

Monday, December 18th, 2006

Hi dumbasses, the Princess is IN YAYYYYYYY for you. Here is where you loser should be on your knees saying thank you Princess.
Wow it has been awhile since I have written and I thought I would be nice and toss all you little fucktards a boner. I posted for […]

The Mean Girl Princess Works Over, and Blackmails The Masses

Sunday, October 22nd, 2006

Hi dumbasses Damn it has been awhile YAYYYYYYYYYYYY Me :!: Lisa and I were sitting here deciding if I should come type or not. I mean I only received 2 prezzies. Thats it. Only 2 people decided to show appreciation to the Phone Sex Princess. :evil:
I got […]

Princess Pisses Off People YAYYYYYYYY Me!!!!!

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

Hi dumbasses! Did you think I was never coming back? I figured I should come let all the losers know the 411 about the phone sex Princess since so many of you can not contact Me via niteflirt.
The people at niteflirt decided to go on this lets kick some girls off the site […]

Labor For The Phone Sex Princess Day!!! YAYYYYYYY

Monday, September 4th, 2006

Hi wankies! Yes I know you are missing the Princess and I intend to keep it that way until some of you little fucking losers buys the things I told you I wanted. Lisa said you all are wasted dumbasses and I should delete this site and move on. Guess she wants to borrow My […]

Greedy, Spoiled, Wallet Raping Princess Is Ready To Shop. PREZZIES!!!

Thursday, August 17th, 2006

Hi Dumbasses :!: This is not one of those posts where I tell you all the nasty mean girl things I have been doing because you do not deserve it. Maybe if I get what I am asking for right now I might fill you in on some of My stuff […]

More Ball Busting Videos. LOVES IT!!!!!!

Saturday, August 12th, 2006

Hi wankies I found another ball busting, nut exploding, male dropping video. YAYYYYYYYYY :!: LOVES IT LOVES IT LOVES IT
You dumbasses can thank Me by sending lots of PREZZIES
Ta Ta
Princess Crissy
1-800-TO-FLIRT ext Tease For The Best Nutcracker Around […]