Archive for the 'Loser Parade' Category

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Princess Lisa’s Birthday is near….get to shopping!

Friday, June 8th, 2007

Hi shit stains! Princess Lisa here again. Okay, so I’m bored and wide awake, what else would I want to do at a time like this other than humiliate all you little cum sucking losers!?!? I must say, Crissy and I have had quite the day of putting you losers in your place, at our […]

I am Feeling MEAN GIRL Call the Phone Sex Princess for Humiliation

Monday, May 14th, 2007

Hi dumbasses! My allergies are acting up so I am feeling bitchy. Lisa and I are taking calls so if ya want some humiliation of the Mean girl kind, click the button on the right or dial the numbers direct.
You also should realize all you little jizz splats will be spending on gifts too, thats […]

Princess Lisa speaks to losers!

Friday, May 11th, 2007

Hi pindicks! Princess Lisa here. I will try to keep this short and sweet so your puny brains don’t over work themselves until after I get my prezzies.
So, I now have my very own phone line.  I didn’t do it for you wastes of space, so don’t go tugging on those pathetic little weenies until […]

Two Phone Sex Princesses, Princess Lisa Has A Phone Sex Line Now Too!!!!!!

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

Hey dumbasses! I know long time no write. I have tons of shit to type about too. Like making more guys drink and drink and spend and spend. MWHAHAHHAAHA LOVES IT!!!
Ok so I was getting so way off topic, because I had a reason for this post, so listen up spankmiesters. Since I got this […]

Phone Sex Losers Missed Me

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

Hi dum dums! I must say the response to My return has been FUCKING AWESOME!! I knew I was loved but, ya My Princess head is now bigger than before if thats possible. LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!
I did leave a few hanging the other night, but you lost out to Me getting big dick, get over it. […]

Call The Phone Sex Princess, I’m Back, YAYYYYYYYY 1-888-563-1930

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

Hi Dumbasses! I know you have been foaming at your nasty lil mouths waiting to hear something from Me. Well all you spooge lickers I have good news. I got an email from this new work at home phone sex company asking Me if I would like to have a demo 800 number for […]

The Green I Love is Your MONEY!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, March 17th, 2007

Hi Dumbasses! Well it is St Patrick’s day, and the weather is awesome, I am fucking fabulous and you are still all fart knockers.
I decided to lay by the pool and rape wallets for St Patrick’s day, since thats the green I love the most. I got My laptop, tunage, suntan oil, and a sissy […]

Ball Rupturing Princess Is IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, February 25th, 2007

Hi dumbasses!! Holy shit does this thing still work? YAYYYYYYYYYY for all the losers the Princess is IN!!! Did you miss Me? DUHHHHHHHHHH if you all could fucking see My email, the mass quantities of losers wanting Me to humiliate them is insane.
Wow I have not been here in like months. Geek did some […]

The Loser Christmas Card From The Phone Sex Princess

Monday, December 18th, 2006

Hey weaklings! I decided to make you a Loser Christmas Card, the ultimate tease from the Princess.
Say thank you Princess out loud, then send a fellow loser the card too cuz it is so damn funny. Then you can send Me My Christmas prezzies since there are only 7 days left to shop for […]

Merry Xmas Dumbasses Here is a Prezzie for you

Monday, December 18th, 2006

Hi dumbasses, the Princess is IN YAYYYYYYY for you. Here is where you loser should be on your knees saying thank you Princess.
Wow it has been awhile since I have written and I thought I would be nice and toss all you little fucktards a boner. I posted for […]