Archive for the 'Pussy Whipping' Category

The Princess Sings “I Don’t Have To Try”

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

Hi Dumbasses. I thought I would give you a bone. I am loving this song, and I figured the losers would love it too.
“I Don’t Have To Try”
I’m the one, I’m the one who knows the dance
I’m the one, I’m the one who’s got the prance
I’m the one, I’m the one who wears […]

Suffication by Testicles, Breath Play By BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

Hi losers! I am good, feeling fine and yes I still think nothing of you. YAYYYYYYYY Me. Anyway I am feeling feisty today so I decided to come tell ya what I did to sissy paulie the other night. I am far more mean to him and toy these days since Lisa is gone at […]

Loser Invasion!

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

Hi dumbasses! WOW…….so I’m sitting here with BDD, and all of a sudden my phone starts ringing off the hook! Invasion of the losers! While I’m talking to one of the biggest losers I know, my phone continues to ring. You pencil dicks give up way to easy! You want to speak to the Princess, […]

Princess Lisa shares sexcapades if…………

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

Hi losers! Princess Lisa her again, don’t you feel special now? Don’t go splooging in your pants over it, neither Crissy nor I have given you permission to do so! You little wastes of space should be happy that Crissy told you about our latest escapade first, she really treated you! I don’t think you […]

Cream Filled Delight For the Denied Dumbass

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

Hi dumbasses! How are all you little festering blisters these days? Damn, that was so not nice huh? YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY I am wonderful since i know you were going to ask Me that.
Life has been good, I am still My mean girl bitch Princess self, I am still the phone sex Princess, and you are all […]

Princess Lisa’s Birthday is near….get to shopping!

Friday, June 8th, 2007

Hi shit stains! Princess Lisa here again. Okay, so I’m bored and wide awake, what else would I want to do at a time like this other than humiliate all you little cum sucking losers!?!? I must say, Crissy and I have had quite the day of putting you losers in your place, at our […]

I am Feeling MEAN GIRL Call the Phone Sex Princess for Humiliation

Monday, May 14th, 2007

Hi dumbasses! My allergies are acting up so I am feeling bitchy. Lisa and I are taking calls so if ya want some humiliation of the Mean girl kind, click the button on the right or dial the numbers direct.
You also should realize all you little jizz splats will be spending on gifts too, thats […]

Princess Lisa speaks to losers!

Friday, May 11th, 2007

Hi pindicks! Princess Lisa here. I will try to keep this short and sweet so your puny brains don’t over work themselves until after I get my prezzies.
So, I now have my very own phone line.  I didn’t do it for you wastes of space, so don’t go tugging on those pathetic little weenies until […]

Two Phone Sex Princesses, Princess Lisa Has A Phone Sex Line Now Too!!!!!!

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

Hey dumbasses! I know long time no write. I have tons of shit to type about too. Like making more guys drink and drink and spend and spend. MWHAHAHHAAHA LOVES IT!!!
Ok so I was getting so way off topic, because I had a reason for this post, so listen up spankmiesters. Since I got this […]

Phone Sex Losers Missed Me

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

Hi dum dums! I must say the response to My return has been FUCKING AWESOME!! I knew I was loved but, ya My Princess head is now bigger than before if thats possible. LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!
I did leave a few hanging the other night, but you lost out to Me getting big dick, get over it. […]