Archive for the 'Vote for Me' Category

Loser Invasion!

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

Hi dumbasses! WOW…….so I’m sitting here with BDD, and all of a sudden my phone starts ringing off the hook! Invasion of the losers! While I’m talking to one of the biggest losers I know, my phone continues to ring. You pencil dicks give up way to easy! You want to speak to the Princess, […]

Princess Lisa shares sexcapades if…………

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

Hi losers! Princess Lisa her again, don’t you feel special now? Don’t go splooging in your pants over it, neither Crissy nor I have given you permission to do so! You little wastes of space should be happy that Crissy told you about our latest escapade first, she really treated you! I don’t think you […]

I am Feeling MEAN GIRL Call the Phone Sex Princess for Humiliation

Monday, May 14th, 2007

Hi dumbasses! My allergies are acting up so I am feeling bitchy. Lisa and I are taking calls so if ya want some humiliation of the Mean girl kind, click the button on the right or dial the numbers direct.
You also should realize all you little jizz splats will be spending on gifts too, thats […]

Princess Lisa speaks to losers!

Friday, May 11th, 2007

Hi pindicks! Princess Lisa here. I will try to keep this short and sweet so your puny brains don’t over work themselves until after I get my prezzies.
So, I now have my very own phone line.  I didn’t do it for you wastes of space, so don’t go tugging on those pathetic little weenies until […]

Two Phone Sex Princesses, Princess Lisa Has A Phone Sex Line Now Too!!!!!!

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

Hey dumbasses! I know long time no write. I have tons of shit to type about too. Like making more guys drink and drink and spend and spend. MWHAHAHHAAHA LOVES IT!!!
Ok so I was getting so way off topic, because I had a reason for this post, so listen up spankmiesters. Since I got this […]

Call The Phone Sex Princess, I’m Back, YAYYYYYYYY 1-888-563-1930

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

Hi Dumbasses! I know you have been foaming at your nasty lil mouths waiting to hear something from Me. Well all you spooge lickers I have good news. I got an email from this new work at home phone sex company asking Me if I would like to have a demo 800 number for […]